Jalopnik: The Film: The Poster

Tuesday's Commenter Of The Day resurrected numerous memes in an impromptu draft of a story line for Jalopnik: The Film. We now have ƒß✓ to thank for the creepy poster.

We get the Hind (Russia's greatest helicopter), Volvo, references to Wes' ass, Megan Fox, and the Zombie signs. What we don't get is why Ray Wert has evil red eyes. Is it because he doesn't sleep or because he's Jewish? Inquiring minds want to know.