No "old-school" media outlet bothered providing readers the full list of every car traded-in under the Cash For Clunkers program because it might be too unwieldy. We know Jalopnik readers demand more. Below, the list of all 690,114 trade-ins.

We already provided you our first look at the "exotics" we found in our quick skim of the full list.We know the Jalopnik nation is just itchin' to help us find the strange, the odd and the outright illegal trade-ins that can be found in the full list. So help us out by taking a look through the pages, broken down alphabetically, to view the full list of vehicles and the quantity crushed. Tell us what you find in the comments below.

But be warned — Audi S4 wagons, armored BMWs, GNXs and other treasures were junked. Prepare to be devastated, car lovers.

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AM General Postal Truck to Chevy S10 Blazer

In just our cursory glance over the document we found a large number of USPS postal vehicles, a surprising number of cars newer than 2005, and a lot of Corvettes. What stood out for you? What are the most exotic trade-ins? The strangest? The most upsetting?

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