The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

The 19th race in the history of the 24 Hours Of LeMons is over, and Mazda has tied Toyota for the title of Most LeMons Wins: five apiece!

For Toyota, three Supras and two Corollas have taken an overall LeMons win, while last weekend's Mazda victor made it two RX-7s, two Miatas, and a Protege. After that, Honda/Acura and BMW have two wins apiece. The heat was a major factor, with brake failures and blown head gaskets aplenty, and five cars caught on fire over the weekend. We also saw the LeMons debut of several Detroit machines, including a Contour, a Sebring, and a Beretta; the Contour and Beretta died during the first half-hour, but the Sebring went on to place an astonishing 14th.
Thanks to Ron Vickers and many others for the photos!

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

1. White Lightning, Mazda RX-7
Overall Winner
Best lap: 1:03.001

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

2. Lightning McQueen, Volkswagen Jetta
Winner, Class Good
Best lap: 1:02.123
2 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

3. The Revenge Of Molde Carlo, Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Winner, Class Bad
Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank
Best lap: 1:04.814

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

4. Black Sheep Racing, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:03.801

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

5. Flying Purple People Eater, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:06.981

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

6. The Pig Rig, Honda Accord
Best lap: 1:05.126

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

7. Dai Mondai I, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:04.528

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

8. Dai Mondai II, Toyota Corolla FX16
Winner, Dangerous Homemade Technology Award
Best lap: 1:05.433

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

9. Barfing Duck, Saturn SL1
Winner, Organizer's Choice
Best lap: 1:05.979

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

10. Super Troopers Racing, BMW 325i
Best lap: 1:07.535

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

11. Howard J Turkstra Motorsports, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:07.178

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

12. Skid Marks Racing, Dodge Neon
Best lap: 1:05.669
10 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

13. SHOboat Racing, Ford Taurus SHO
Best lap: 1:04.163

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

14. Work Release Racing, Chrysler Sebring
Best lap: 1:05.244

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

15. Son Of A Blitzen, Mercedes-Benz 300E
Best lap: 1:04.958

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

16. Schumacher Taxi / 2 Less Than Half, Audi 80 Quattro
Best lap: 1:07.540

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

17. Team Red Rocket, Ford Escort GT
Best lap: 1:05.303

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

18. Rubber Biscuit Racing, Chevrolet Caprice
Best lap: 1:05.475

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

19. Malt Liquor Tech Racing, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:05.901

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

20. Government Motors Racing, Mazda 626
Best lap: 1:05.843

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

21. Mod Squad Racing, Toyota MR2
Best lap: 1:06.139
9 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

22. Overqualified: Drivers, Nissan 240SX
Best lap: 1:05.668

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

23. Magnum PU, Honda Prelude
Best lap: 1:05.037

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

24. DOS Boot Racing, Volkswagen GTI
Best lap: 1:06.959

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

25. Grim Reaper Racing, Ford Mustang
Best lap: 1:05.185

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

26. Sweede Lil Pigs, Saab 900
Winner, Class Ugly
Best lap: 1:06.212

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

27. Euro Trash, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:05.061

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

28. TAJ Escort Service, Ford Escort GT
Best lap: 1:06.789

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

29. Lab Rats Motorsports, Dodge Colt E
Best lap: 1:05.873

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

30. Saturn Five, Saturn SC5
Best lap: 1:05.684
2 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

31. Furman/Limestone Team, Nissan 200SX
Best lap: 1:09.177

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

32. RiverRat Racing, BMW 318i
Best lap: 1:12.527

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

33. Infidel Racing, Ford Mustang
Best lap: 1:10.128

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

34. Endurance Karting, Mazda Miata
Best lap: 1:04.679
1 BS Penalty lap

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

35. Team Lap Dance, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:13.149

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

36. Overqualified: Crew, Nissan 240SX
Best lap: 1:06.007

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

37. What's That Smell Racing, Volkswagen GTI
Best lap: 1:07.917

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

38. Rush Hour Racing, Ford Crown Victoria
Best lap: 1:06.606

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

39. CMP 1, Ford Taurus SHO
Best lap: 1:05.371

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

40. Team Danger Ranger, Ford Ranger
Best lap: 1:07.848

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

41. Got Gots? Racing, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:08.240

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

42. Porta Joh Racing, BMW E30
Best lap: 1:04.363
1 BS Penalty lap

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

43. Greyman Motor Club Women's Auxiliary, BMW 320i
Best lap: 1:08.178

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

44. Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:08.304

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

45. Tunachuckers, Volvo Amazon
Best lap: 1:08.605
Winner, Highest-Placing 70s Or Older

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

46. USS Enterprise, Ford LTD
Best lap: 1:04.424

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

47. Dog Ciao Racing, Alfa Romeo Spider
Winner, I Got Screwed Award
Best lap: 1:07.878

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

48. Fiat Of Tomorrow Racing, Fiat 124 Spider
Best lap: 1:08.031

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

49. Eager Beavers Racing Team, Honda Prelude
Best lap: 1:05.460

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

50. Team Beaver Hunt Racing, Ford Pinto
Best lap: 1:07.845

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

51. Jacky Ickx GT 30, Dodge Stealth
Best lap: 1:04.442

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

52. Girls Of CMP, Mitsubishi Eclipse
Best lap: 1:07.000

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

53. Canada And Sons Racing, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:06.517

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

54. Rolling Chicane Racing, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:06.967

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

55. Hammer's Heroes, BMW 320i
Best lap: 1:07.928

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

56. Monty Python's Flying CRX, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:06.555

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

57. Team Fogbert, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:07.604

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

58. Loose Tool Racing, Volkswagen Jetta
Best lap: 1:05.607
2 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

59. Quattro Libre Racing, Audi 4000S
Best lap: 1:09.156

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

60. Subabros, Subaru SVX
Best lap: 1:04.040

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

61. BimmerForums.com, BMW E30
Best lap: 1:07.372
40 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

62. BANG! BOOM! KAPOW! ZAP!!, Ford Probe
Best lap: 1:02.910
100 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

63. Hong Norr, Honda CRX
Winner, Heroic Fix Award
Best lap: 1:03.450

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

64. Rusty Bolt Racing, BMW 530i
Winner, Index Of Effluency
Best lap: 1:10.752

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

65. Greyman Motor Club, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:06.347

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

66. Galactic Empire Racing, BMW 533
Best lap: 1:04.507

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

67. Beaver Liquors, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:06.056

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

68. Domestic Violence, Ford Crown Victoria
Best lap: 1:06.639

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

69. Dawghouse Racing, Honda Prelude
Best lap: 1:06.128

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

70. Team PLN, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:08.356

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

71. Torquin' & Porkin', Toyota Supra
Best lap: 1:04.766

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

72. POS Racing, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:07.223

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

73. Days Of Blunder Racing, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:08.489

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

74. Team SOB (South Of The Border), Volkswagen Golf
128 BS Penalty laps
Best lap: 1:06.913

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

75. Theoretical Racing, Datsun 280ZX
Best lap: 1:07.076

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

76. BMWTF!?!, BMW L6
Best lap: 1:05.225

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

77. Amaxophobe Racing, Pontiac Fiero
9 BS Penalty laps
Best lap: 1:09.908

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

78. Thinking With Our Diptsicks, Audi 100
Best lap: 1:06.823

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

79. JP Smith Builders (how come I'm the only one trying to write this off?), Ford Crown Victoria
Best lap: 1:08.192

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

80. NEZ Racing Technologies, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:08.454

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

81. Redneck Racin, Datsun 200SX
Best lap: 1:06.388
20 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

82. Team Saab Story, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:07.275

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

83. CSI: Crime Scene Instigators, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:06.178

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

84. American Aggression Racing, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:06.875
4 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

85. Henry Ford's Revenge, Ford Escort
Best lap: 1:08.315

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

86. Team Drinking And Driving, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:05.773

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

87. German Garden Gnomes, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:07.023
5 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

88. Rusty Hood Racing, Ford Ranger
Best lap: 1:15.066

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

89. Miller Lite, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:08.914
15 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

90. Dorifto Dogs, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:06.080
5 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

91. Tip Of The Spear Racing, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:08.320
2 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

92. Police Brutality, Lincoln Continental Mark VIII
Best lap: 1:02.675

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

93. Team Phoenix, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:06.566

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

94. Skool Boyz Racezing, Datsun 280Z
Best lap: 1:07.477

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

95. Dynocologists, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:10.734
20 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

96. Meaty Balls Racing, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:12.157

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

97. Integrenaders, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:07.159

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

98. Kharma Bomb Racing, Dodge Neon
Best lap: 1:06.439

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

99. Uranus, Dodge Daytona
Best lap: 1:05.852

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

100. rbankracing.com, Saab 900 Turbo
Best lap: 1:05.317

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

101. Flying Hawaiians, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:07.102

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

102. Team Please Start Racing, Plymouth Acclaim
Best lap: 1:14.098

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

103. Beertech Racing The B Team, BMW E30
Best lap: 1:05.588

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

104. RacingNemo, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:04.819

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

105. Team Fustercluck, Ford Mustang
Best lap: 1:14.078

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

106. Torqueless Rotards, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:12.871

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

107. Schumacher Taxi CoROLLa, Toyota Corolla FX16
Best lap: 1:08.974

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

108. The Mint Milano, Alfa Romeo Milano
Best lap: 1:08.269

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

109. Lucky Racing, Mitsubishi Eclipse
Best lap: 1:14.466

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

110. Team SubarJew, Subaru Legacy
Best lap: 1:08.859

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

111. Bimmer Boys, BMW E30
Best lap: 1:08.714
13,500 BS Penalty laps

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

112. Scuderia Beretta Vendetta, Chevrolet Beretta
Best lap: 1:09.160

The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

113. All American disgRacers, Ford Contour
Best lap: 1:15.520

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