The most official way to make your interests, hobbies and quirks known to the world is through a license plate. As these twenty hilarious vanity plates show, Americans are really messed up.

And when you're done enjoying the twenty hilarious vanity plates here, head over to the 50 Plates That Slipped By The DMV, and then go to the Michigan Plate It Your Way site and try your own, which we invite you to add to the comments below.