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    Twelve Ridiculous Athlete Car Poses

    Like other celebrities, athletes and cars are both appreciated for the their stats, yet the combination of the two doesn't necessarily guarantee a great photo op. Don't believe us? Just check out these ridiculous athletes posing with cars below.

    Most of these, not surprisingly, come from basketball and soccer players. If you have any great/awful athlete car poses please drop them in the comments below.

    Athlete: Andre Agassi
    Car: Porsche 911
    Why It's Embarrassing: At some point Agassi was convinced to pose with his cars and girlfriend. The Vector from the other post is fairly ridiculous, but there's something about him sitting parade marshal-style in the Porsche that make us giggle.
    Photo Credit: John Russell/Getty Images

    Athlete: Shaq
    Car: Rolls Royce Phantom
    Why It's Embarrassing: Because Shaq doesn't take himself too seriously and has apparently never turned down a photo request, we could probably make an entire list out of Shaq poses. We didn't include this one or this one. Technically, he looks ridiculous, but we love him for it.

    Athlete: Vernon Wells
    Car: Honda Legend (JDM)
    Why It's Embarrassing: Unfortunately, you probably can't take that novelty key with you because that Honda/Acura isn't coming with you. Fortunately, you look like you're completely bummed about getting a Honda anyways.
    Photo Credit: Koichi Kamoshida/Getty Images

    Athlete: Dirk Nowitzki
    Car: Silver Comet
    Why It's Embarrassing: Dirk Nowitzki is giant. Seriously, he could eat the Silver Comet. What do both of these things have in common? Both fall apart in the big game.
    Photo Credit: DANIEL KARMANN/AFP/Getty Images

    Athlete: Marcelinho
    Car: Volkswagen Touareg
    Why It's Embarrassing: If you listen really closely you can hear the ocean.
    Photo Credit: RONNY HARTMANN/AFP/Getty Images

    Athlete: Spud Webb
    Car: Kia Borrego
    Why It's Embarrassing: Why did Kia choose Spud to hang around when they announced their sponsorship of the NBA? Because they needed an NBA player small enough to make a Kia look big and Muggsy Bogues is retired.
    Photo Credit: Bryan Mitchell/Getty Images

    Athlete: Kobe Bryant
    Car: Rolls Royce Corniche Convertible
    Why It's Embarrassing:Although he wasn't asked, Kobe repeatedly insisted he could win the title without Minnie.
    Photo Credit: PHILIPPE LOPEZ/AFP/Getty Images

    Athlete: Wayne Rooney
    Car: Toyota Prius
    Why It's Embarrassing: It's Wayne Rooney. The man is ridiculous
    Photo Credit: KAZUHIRO NOGI/AFP/Getty Images

    Athlete: Magic Johnson
    Car: Ford Escape Hybrid
    Why It's Embarrassing: Magic Johnson, failed late night host and inarticulate commentator, explains how hybrids work and thereby makes himself look sillier than a felt frog with a man's hand up his butt.
    Photo Credit: Tim Boyle/Getty Images

    Athlete: Evander Holyfield
    Car: Buick Riviera Concept
    Why It's Embarrassing: Careful, Evander. That door could come down and take a chunk out of your ear.

    Athlete: Tiger Woods
    Car: Buick Enclave
    Why It's Embarrassing: Buick paid Tiger Woods untold millions to be the brand's spokesman, but even with all that money he can't pretend to be excited about the awkward-looking Enclave.

    Athlete: Shaq
    Car: Lincoln Town Car Cartier L
    Why It's Embarrassing: See the carpet on the ground? This is how Shaq gets around his living room.
    Photo Credit: JOHN T. BARR/AFP/Getty Images


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