Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car PosesMatt Hardigree8/11/09 12:00pmFiled to: Car StarsCelebritiesCars Celebrities DriveCelebritycelebrity carsMila KunisMichael SchumacherDavid HasselhoffTim AllenJohn TravoltaAndre AgassiConan Obrien50 CentStingAdam WestDanica PatrickMicheal JohnsonTopGawkerDefamer1341EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkCelebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. Celebrity: David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman Car: K.I.T.T. Why So Embarrassing: It's the creepy thumbs up that makes this picture awesome to everyone not in it. Suggested By: F1Morgan, Scandanavian Flick Celebrity: 50 Cent Car: Pontiac G8 GXP Why So Embarrassing: Though we love the car, it doesn't particularly do it any good to get tarted up by 50 Cent on what seems to be the down-slope of his career. We bet Kanye could have sold more G8s. Suggested By: BuickBoy92 Celebrity: Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, John Travolta, William H. Macy Car: Harley Davidson Bikes Why So Embarrassing: The four of them look like a gay biker gang, but not in the good way. We do give them props for their realistic portrayal of the typical lame Harley owner in this shot from the film Wild Hogs. Suggested By: Golferal Celebrity: Michael Johnson Car: C4 Corvette Why So Embarrassing: Oh so 1990s. You may be fast, but you'll never outrun this Glamour Shot. Photo Credit: Mike Powell /Allsport Celebrity: Mila Kunis Car: Lexus SC430 Why So Embarrassing: We're not big fans of the Lexus SC430, but it's not particularly embarrassing. Parking it in a handicapped spot to grab a coffee is. Celebrity: Michael Phelps Car: Mazda6/Atenza Why So Embarrassing: Immediately following his pot bust/gold medal marathon Phelps was tasked with pushing the Mazda brand in China. We'd probably start using drugs as well. Celebrity: Andre Agassi Car: Vector W8 Why So Embarrassing: Posing near a Vector W8 is only cool in a semi-ironic sort of way. In this case, Agassi is trying to show off all he has: big hair, awkward car, soon-to-be-ex girlfriend. Advertisement Advertisement Photo Credit: John Russell/Getty Images Celebrity: Danica Patrick Car: Chevrolet Bel Air Why So Embarrassing: Danica Patrick is talented, but she also understands the connection between her sex appeal and her ability to get sponsors. Unfortunately, this photo is just awkward. It's supposed to be enticing and seductive but the strange outfit and uncomfortable look makes us wish we'd never seen this photo. Suggested By: PowerMaticPhoto Credit: FHM/George Holz/JEGPhoto Celebrity: Adam West Car: Chrysler 300C Why So Embarrassing: Adam West, Batman, drives an old man car. Whatever, he's hilarious. He gets away with it. What he doesn't get away with is the "NBR1BAT" license plate. Holy Vanity Plate Batman! Suggested By: 57sweptside Celebrity: Conan O'Brien Car: Ford Taurus SHO Why So Embarrassing: Yes, Conan O'Brien is trying to look ridiculous. Yes, we love the Ford Taurus SHO. This is embarrassing for Conan because his attempts at appearing silly fail. You look awesome Conan. Suggested By: Nerdwa Celebrity: Sting Car: Toyota Prius Why So Embarrassing: Really, the guy who wrote Outlandos d'Amour is suddenly out cruising town in a Prius. We thought tantric sex was about extending the pleasure. Hybrids cut it way short, Gordy. Suggested By: JamesMarino Celebrity: Michael Schumacher Car: Fiat Work Van Why So Embarrassing: Schumacher looks the part too well. Also, "the quick gardner" sounds like a bad German translation of a man who fires quickly in bed. Suggested By: Mr_Sives_Remotoc.