Maybe you won't shed any tears over the rendering of this '74 Corolla wagon into a tiny cube of China-bound scrap steel, but how about this nearly complete '63 Rambler Classic?

Now, don't go sending me a bunch of those "ZOMG where is this junkyard? I need them parts for my Rambler project!" emails, because I shot these photos a year ago and this proto-AMC long ago served as a tasty snack for the steel jaws of The Crusher, an appetizer for the main course of Tradesman vans and W126 Benzes. Instead, contemplate the temporary nature of life as you peruse this Server Hamster-Approved™ new-style gallery, which I'm hoping won't cause a blackout to descend upon the Eastern Seaboard the very first time a reader clicks on one of its images:

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Holy crap! A Weather Eye!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!

Even Ramblers Are Consumed By The Crusher's Insatiable Hunger!