Sometimes a car comes with a pedigree, sometimes it's because it was owned by a celebrity. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe croons you a tune, and it's in the key of AMG.
For this AMG mercedes ML55
If eBay is still alive
If your bid does survive
You may win. . .
In the year twenty-oh-nine
Nice Price or Crack Pipe searches to find
Car and trucks for such a cost
That you may think the seller's sense is lost
In the year twenty-oh-oh
This mercedes truck first said hello
The seller claims it's horsepower is four hundred
He likes it better than a Cayenne, in case you wondered
Back in the year twenty-oh-oh
Mercedes got the SUV bug, don't you know
Built these things in Tennessee
And this one's engine's by AMG
Now in the year twenty-oh-nine
The seller wants fourteen grand, won't take less a dime
It's a truck that looks like a minivan
And he claims it was owned by a celebrity man
In the year nineteen-sixty-nine
Evan & Zager wrote a song all about time
About pollution, and how we are bad
It was a hit even though it made people sad
Back in the year twenty-oh-nine
Zager's mercedes is on the eBay auction line
The seller thinks with this history the value it will nudge
But we all know you'll all be the judge
Now it's a mercedes ML55
That's not too bad a truck to have when you're alive
It should be quick, should handle too
But about the cost, what will you do?
Is fourteen grand a price that's nice?
Is the celebrity history a throw of the dice?
For this truck, what would you really pay ?
So it's not crack pipe, and saves the seller's day?
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