Sometimes a car comes with a pedigree, sometimes it's because it was owned by a celebrity. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe croons you a tune, and it's in the key of AMG.

For this AMG mercedes ML55

If eBay is still alive

If your bid does survive

You may win. . . 



In the year twenty-oh-nine

Nice Price or Crack Pipe searches to find

Car and trucks for such a cost

That you may think the seller's sense is lost



In the year twenty-oh-oh
This mercedes truck first said hello

The seller claims it's horsepower is four hundred

He likes it better than a Cayenne, in case you wondered

Back in the year twenty-oh-oh
Mercedes got the SUV bug, don't you know
Built these things in Tennessee
And this one's engine's by AMG

whoa-a-o




Now in the year twenty-oh-nine

The seller wants fourteen grand, won't take less a dime

It's a truck that looks like a minivan

And he claims it was owned by a celebrity man



In the year nineteen-sixty-nine

Evan & Zager wrote a song all about time

About pollution, and how we are bad

It was a hit even though it made people sad



Back in the year twenty-oh-nine

Zager's mercedes is on the eBay auction line

The seller thinks with this history the value it will nudge

But we all know you'll all be the judge

whoa-a-o




Now it's a mercedes ML55

That's not too bad a truck to have when you're alive

It should be quick, should handle too

But about the cost, what will you do?

Is fourteen grand a price that's nice?

Is the celebrity history a throw of the dice?

For this truck, what would you really pay
?
So it's not crack pipe, and saves the seller's day?

whoa-a-o

eBay, or go here, if the ad starts singing a new tune.

Help me out with NPOCP. Click here to send a me a tip, or to sign me to a record deal.

Contact information for this author is not available.