After every 24 Hours Of LeMons race, we put together this list of the top finishers for you. And when we say "top," we mean "every single car that managed to get onto the track."
I'm providing each car's best lap time (which should confirm once again that having a fast car isn't the most important thing for a LeMons team), as well as the number of BS Inspection penalty laps (if any), plus awards earned by the team. You racers in need of all my original, full-resolution shots of your car in action should email me and I'll get them to you. When you're done here, be sure to check out LeMons Supreme Court Justice Lieberman's coverage over on Speed:Sport:Life.
Thanks to Nick Pon and Ashley Freed for many of these photos. Here they are in finishing order, the Top Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Spring 2009:
1. Dorifto Dogs, BMW 325e Best lap: 1:04.366 Overall Winner 
2. Lightning McQueen, Volkswagen Jetta Best lap: 1:01.924 Winner, Class Prayer Of Winning 
3. RBankRacing.com, Saab 900 Turbo Best lap: 1:02.377 Winner, Grassroots Motorsports Most From The Least Award 
4. Team We-Todd, Honda Civic Best lap: 1:03.369 
5. Schumacher Taxi: 2 Half A Taxi, Audi 80 Quattro Best lap: 1:06.013 
6. LeMons Vuitton, Plymouth Neon Best lap: 1:03.402 BS Penalty: 15 laps Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank 
7. Team Ponticrap (We Are Driving Excrement), Pontiac Fiero Best lap: 1:05.341 Winner, Class No Prayer Of Winning 
8. White Lightning, Mazda RX-7 Best lap: 1:03.902 BS Penalty: 5 laps 
9. Black Sheep Racing, Nissan 300ZX Best lap: 1:05.858 
10. Dai Mondai II, Toyota Corolla GT-S FX16 Best lap: 1:04.262 
11. Saturn Five, Saturn SC5 Best lap: 1:07.201 BS Penalty: 1 lap 
12. Thinking With Our Dipsticks, Audi 100 Quattro Best lap: 1:06.316 
13. TAJ Escort Service, Ford Escort GT Best lap: 1:08.015 
14. Huggy Bear Better Run, Ford Escort Best lap: 1:07.685 
15. More Cowbell, Porsche 944 Best lap: 1:06.183 Winner, Porsche Cup 
16. Loose Tool Racing, Volkswagen Jetta Best lap: 1:05.564 BS Penalty: 2 laps 
17. Howard J. Turkstra Motorsports, Toyota Celica Best lap: 1:07.257 
18. Schumacher Taxi: American Samurai, Toyota MR2 Best lap: 1:04.024 
19. Peg Leg Rum Runners, Ford Crown Victoria Best lap: 1:06.447 
20. POS Global, Honda Civic Best lap: 1:07.466 
21. SubarJew, Subaru Legacy Best lap: 1:06.055 
22. Flying Purple People Eater, Mazda RX-7 Best lap: 1:04.962 BS Penalty: 4 laps 
23. XXX-Games, Opel Kadett Best lap: 1:06.403 
24. EnduranceKarting.com, Mazda Miata BS Penalty: 20 laps Best lap: 1:03.379 
25. Cherry Bomb Racing, BMW 325i Best lap: 1:09.437 
26. Barfing Duck, Saturn SL Best lap: 1:08.460 BS Penalty: 2 laps 
27. BS Racing, Ford Probe Best lap: 1:07.127 
28. Blitzenbenz, Mercedes-Benz 300D Best lap: 1:07.274 
29. Junk Works Racing, Mazda Miata Best lap: 1:06.540 
30. Malt Liquor Tech Racing, BMW 325e Best lap: 1:04.724 
31. Team Thunderturd II, Ford Thunderbird Turbo Coupe Best lap: 1:04.843 Winner, Judges' Choice Award 
32. Dai Mondai I, Toyota Celica Best lap: 1:05.753 
33. Scuderia Gonzo Alonzo, Alfa Romeo Milano Best lap: 1:06.530 Winner, Most Likely To Land In A Pond Full Of Poisonous Snakes 
34. AIG Bailout Racing, BMW E30 Best lap: 1:06.236 
35. Team Non Sequitur, Acura Integra Best lap: 1:04.629 
36. Police Brutality, Lincoln Mark VIII Best lap: 1:05.727 
37. Team Chap 11 Honda F1 Earth Nightmare, Honda CRX Best lap: 1:07.068 
38. Eager Beavers Racing Team, Honda Prelude Best lap: 1:08.225 
39. Bread Winner Racing, Toyota Celica Best lap: 1:11.515 
40. DOS Boot Racing, Volkswagen Golf Best lap: 1:07.220 
41. Poor Man's Derrike Cope, Honda Accord Best lap: 1:05.964 BS Penalty: 75 laps 
42. Anger Management, Honda Civic Best lap: 1:07.671 BS Penalty: 50 laps 
43. Kudzu Kommandos, BMW 325e Best lap: 1:02.776 BS Penalty: 2 laps 
44. Team FDonk, Nissan 720 Best lap: 1:10.981 
45. Team Red Rocket, Ford Escort GT Best lap: 1:06.275 
46. Ambulance Chasers, Kia Spectra Best lap: 1:09.759 
47. CMP Mafia II, Porsche 944 Best lap: 1:04.691 BS Penalty: 12 laps 
48. Beaver Hunt Racing Team, Ford Pinto Best lap: 1:09.662 
49. Hammer's Heroes, BMW 320i Best lap: 1:08.580 BS Penalty: 100 laps 
50. Team WFO, Honda Civic Best lap: 1:09.946 
51. El Pinky Chaparral, Toyota Celica Best lap: 1:04.656 
52. Snotrod Escort, Ford Escort Best lap: 1:08.032 
53. The Revenge Of Molde Carlo, Chevrolet Monte Carlo Best lap: 1:04.460 
54. CMP Mafia I, Mitsubishi Eclipse Best lap: 1:07.016 
55. Team Miller Lite, BMW 320i Best lap: 1:08.156 
56. J.P. Smith Builders, Ford Crown Victoria Best lap: 1:06.745 BS Penalty: 1 lap 
57. Sinical Racing, BMW 325 Best lap: 1:10.171 
58. Rush Hour Racing, Ford Crown Victoria Best lap: 1:06.746 
59. Heavy Metal, Ford LTD Best lap: 1:12.627 Winner, Index Of Effluency 
60. Tunachuckers, Volvo Amazon Best lap: 1:08.746 Winner, Heroic Fix Winner, Best Moonshine 
61. Hong Norr, Honda CRX Best lap: 1:05.089 
62. Dog Ciao Racing, Alfa Romeo Spider Best lap: 1:12.789 
63. Theoretical Racing, Nissan 280ZX Best lap: 1:08.579 
64. Team Saab Story, Saab 9000 Turbo Best lap: 1:05.043 
65. Pleasant Valley Racers, Ford Crown Victoria Best lap: 1:09.709 
66. Bailout Bandits, Mazda 626 Best lap: 1:07.144 
67. The Chassis Gynos, Chevrolet Camaro Best lap: 1:06.888 BS Penalty: 25 laps 
68. Integrenaders, Acura Integra Best lap: 1:05.390 BS Penalty: 1 lap 
69. Euro Trash, BMW 325 Best lap: 1:04.825 
70. Racing Nemo, BMW 325e Best lap: 1:04.800 BS Penalty: 25 laps 
71. Team Cockroach, BMW 325i Best lap: 1:05.571 BS Penalty: 125 laps 
72. Team Türbö Schnitzel, Merkur XR4Ti Best lap: 1:11.454 Winner, Organizer's Choice 
73. Team Z Racing, Mazda Miata Best lap: 1:03.807 BS Penalty: 222 laps 
74. Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce, Honda Civic Best lap: 1:09.819 Winner, Dangerous Banned Technology 
75. Superkak Racing v2.0, Ford Mustang GT Best lap: 59.737 BS Penalty: 21 laps 
76. Rescue 911, Plymouth Laser Best lap: 1:07.787 
77. Team Fat Bottom Girls, Mazda RX-7 Best lap: 1:07.712 
78. Flying Hawaiians, Porsche 944 Best lap: 1:07.607 
79. Blind Rodent Racing, Ford Thunderbird Best lap: 1:05.532 
80. Lab Rat Motorsports, Dodge Colt E Best lap: 1:09.241 
81. Torqueless Rotards, Mazda RX-7 Best lap: 1:07.649 BS Penalty: 48 laps 
82. Dorki's Craptastic Racing Team, Porsche 944 Best lap: 1:05.317 BS Penalty: 10 laps 
83. Furman/Limestone, Nissan 300ZX Best lap: 1:07.229 
84. Repo Men, Mazda 626 Best lap: 1:09.576 
85. Dawghouse Racing 2009, Honda Prelude Best lap: 1:07.459 
86. Schumacher Taxi: FX16 Masochism!, Toyota Corolla GT-S FX16 Best lap: 1:08.971 
87. Coyote Motorsports, Dodge Daytona Best lap: 1:11.993 
88. Pink Panther II, Honda Prelude Best lap: 1:11.027 
89. Grim Reaper Racing, Ford Mustang Best lap: 1:13.268 BS Penalty: 5 laps Winner, Lost The Will To Live Award 
90. Beertech Racing, BMW 325e Best lap: 1:05.255 BS Penalty: 86 laps 
91. Rubber Biscuit Racing, Chevrolet Caprice Best lap: 1:10.801 
92. Greyman Motor Club, Mazda 626 Best lap: 1:15.165 Winner, I Got Screwed Award 
93. Amaxophobe Racing, Pontiac Fiero Best lap: 1:17.947 BS Penalty: 30 laps 
94. Depends Undergarments Patrol, Honda CRX Best lap: 1:08.161 BS Penalty: 50 laps We've covered 9 of the 13 LeMons races so far, so we've got the past Top Lemons Of LeMons lists for you right here:
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After every 24 Hours Of LeMons race, we put together this list of the top finishers for you. And when we say "top," we mean "every single car that managed to get onto the track."
