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We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker

The gangsta pose. We're not sure who came up with it, how or when, but it's graced car forums for years. We've composed a song and compiled a gallery of our favorites below.

Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker

Jalopnik Presents Real Automotive Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius …
Tonight we salute you Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker …
While there are many ways to take a picture, you show the most badass one you can think of. If your ’88 Cavalier isn’t ready to shine, you’ll find someone else’s car and pretend it’s yours.
Let’s go find a Fauxrrari!
Your pawn shop-bought gold chains make Mr. T cry to his momma, and she cries to her momma, who’s already dead.
You make dead people cry!
Tough? Bitch please, you make a Mack truck shiver in your presence.
It’s true, I saw it!


So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker.
In fact, drink it, then smash the empty bottle over the head of all the naysayers who hate on your bad self.

Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker …

27 Best Gangsta Poses

Mr. Ha Ha Now You're Broke Guy Mr. Stop Posing Next To Mom's SUV Guy Mr. You Give Us Nightmares Guy (Gal?) Mr. Lame-Ass Sandals Guy poses Ms. Corn Fed Girl Mr. Get Off My Car You Dirty Hobo Guy Mr. Huge Creepy European Guy Mr. Car Broke Down So You Suck Guy Mr. Your V6 Mustang Ain't That Cool Guy Mr. I Put Louis Vuitton Stickers All Over My Car 'Cause My Daddy Hates Me Guy Mr. Lose The Stupid Hat Photo Guy Mr. Couldn't Afford To Buy Socks Guy Mr. Mexican Mafia Guys Mr. Icy Hot Stuntazz Guys Mr. Ego Bigger Than His Rims Guy Mr. What's In Your Pocket Guy? Mr. Have A Little Captain In Ya Guy Mr. SLR Guy Mr. Hasn't Anyone Told You Kias Aren't Cool Guy poses poses poses poses poses poses Mr. Runs An Auto Forum So Thought He'd Imitate Enzo Dude Guy

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