You Missed The Chance To Own A 1993 Ford Pirate ShipBen Wojdyla12/01/08 4:30pmFiled to: found on eBayford explorer1993 Ford ExplorerPirate ShipFord Pirate ShipPirate Ship FloatNovelties48EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkIf you live in Lyndhurst, New Jersey and have a 1993 Ford Explorer with 249,911 miles on it, the only reasonable thing to do is convert it into a pirate ship. That solid logic coupled with the lure of cash-money from a Halloween costume contest led its creators to build this masterpiece. We were heartbroken to see this swashbuckling creation went for only $499, it would have made a wonderful Jalopnik staff car for our New York division. The only problem would have been the inevitable Ninja attacks. The very capitalized eBay advert we copied below is a study in surrealist writing.