- In order to save money, GM will now stop offering Heinz Fancy Ketchup packets in employee lunchrooms; workers will now be forced to share jars of Hunts
- GM plans on putting its company jet up for sale on eBay
- Tiger Woods as new CEO
- Joining the Pontiac G8 ST will be the Pontiac G5 ST, G3 Wave ST and Buick LaCrosse ST
- They're going to stop making cars
- GM will be merging with
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General Motors, fresh off a 45% October sales drop and the possible sale of ACDelco, will announce "important changes" this Friday. Loudly gulping employees are supposed to get the news from CEO Rick Wagoner at 11:00 a.m., which probably means that it'll leak out sometime late Thursday. We don't know for sure what the changes will be, but we assume it has something to do with pensions, 401ks, layoffs and plant closures. But because we don't want to alarm people, we've compiled a list of slightly less-depressing "important changes" GM might be considering. Possible Important Changes