We wish we knew more — but frankly, we don't speak the language, ya know. Anyone want to translate for us?
UPDATE: Yeah, this thing's been all over since the beginning of the internet, or at least since December, 2007. Oh well, still a sad sight to see, ain't it? [via Geenstijl] Some say he has a tattoo of a Saleen S7 on his rear end. Others tell us he was born with a penchant for oil rather than his mum's milk. All we know is he's called the Auto Insider and he's always ready to provide the scoop from the other side of Eight Mile.