The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons was a roaring success, with high speeds on the track, heroics in the pits, and Texas justice in the penalty area. We had everything from a Baja Bug to a Lexus LS400 on the track, and you'll see 'em all here; even the Supra that blew its engine 10 seconds before the green flag dropped makes this comprehensive list of the Top Lemons Of LeMons Texas! Make the jump to see this fine collection of racing machinery; if this isn't enough LeMons for you, check out the top cars from Toledo '08, New England '08, South '08, Altamont '08, Thunderhill '07, and Altamont '07.


We'll have more LeMons Texas posts for you during the week, including an in-depth look at some of the new punishments we've devised for on-track miscreants (e.g., the John McCain Uphill Battle Penalty and the Barack Obama Change We Can Believe In Penalty, among many others). Once we've gathered sufficient team-provided photos and videos, we'll put up the Yeehaw It's Texas LeMons Über Gallery.

1: The SCHWING Team



2: Witchdoctor Motorsports/Bikini Racer



3: Los Gringos Locos



4: Latch-Key Kids



5: Purple Pin Ball Righty



6: Los Cucaroches



7: 8NSK8



8: Warthog Racing



9: The Professionals (At Having Fun)



10: Formula M (As In Mullet)



11: Large Intestine Debris



12: The Spartans



13: No Sex In The Champaign Car



14: Alamo City Rollers



15: Team Sour Puss



16: Cajun Rice Burners



17: Out Of Town Racing



18: Johansson Brothers Racing



19: Skidmark Racing



20: Punisher Racing



21: Little Rock Racing Scene



22: Team VIP (The Very Important Peasants)



23: Project Yellow Racing



24: Rum Runners



25: Unintended Acceleration



26: Chuck Norris



27: Rotor-Heads



28: Enginerds



29: Flying Hoondee



30: Never Give Up



31: Race Hard Race Ugly



32: Monkey Put The Cork Back



33: Big Easys Big Sleazys



34: Grocery Getter



35: Purple Pin Ball Lefty



36: The Bronze



37: Tetanus Neon



38: Lemonade



39: The Bum Steers And The MooPoo Crew



40: Longhorn Raceworks



41: Blind Squirrel Racing Team



42: MusTank Racing Inc, LLC P.O.S.



43: El Toro Loco



44: Molly Whopping Wankel



45: Uber Balls Racing



46: Los Diablos Racing Team



47: Mad Cow Motorsports



48: Svedish Slaabs



49: Cupcake Racing



50: Ike 101



51: The Legend Of Balki Bartokomous Racing



52: Guild Of Calamitous Intent



53: HighBrow Ghetto



54: Over Fifty Racing



55: Def Leppard Sucks



56: Fletch Tech Racing



57: Pinto Slapped



58: Bavarly Hillbillies



59: Overseas Group Ltd



60: Puff-Puff-Pass



61: Taco Inspection Team



62: Kung Fu & The Fu King Racers



63: Sheila And The Shields



64: Little Buckaroo



65: Lost In The Dark



66: Second Gear Second Team



67: The Big Outfit Racing



68: TSOL



69: Darth Bimmer



70: Team Iron Butt Racing