The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons was a roaring success, with high speeds on the track, heroics in the pits, and Texas justice in the penalty area. We had everything from a Baja Bug to a Lexus LS400 on the track, and you'll see 'em all here; even the Supra that blew its engine 10 seconds before the green flag dropped makes this comprehensive list of the Top Lemons Of LeMons Texas! Make the jump to see this fine collection of racing machinery; if this isn't enough LeMons for you, check out the top cars from Toledo '08, New England '08, South '08, Altamont '08, Thunderhill '07, and Altamont '07.


We'll have more LeMons Texas posts for you during the week, including an in-depth look at some of the new punishments we've devised for on-track miscreants (e.g., the John McCain Uphill Battle Penalty and the Barack Obama Change We Can Believe In Penalty, among many others). Once we've gathered sufficient team-provided photos and videos, we'll put up the Yeehaw It's Texas LeMons Über Gallery.

1: The SCHWING Team


2: Witchdoctor Motorsports/Bikini Racer


3: Los Gringos Locos


4: Latch-Key Kids


5: Purple Pin Ball Righty


6: Los Cucaroches


7: 8NSK8


8: Warthog Racing


9: The Professionals (At Having Fun)


10: Formula M (As In Mullet)


11: Large Intestine Debris


12: The Spartans


13: No Sex In The Champaign Car


14: Alamo City Rollers


15: Team Sour Puss


16: Cajun Rice Burners


17: Out Of Town Racing


18: Johansson Brothers Racing


19: Skidmark Racing


20: Punisher Racing


21: Little Rock Racing Scene


22: Team VIP (The Very Important Peasants)


23: Project Yellow Racing


24: Rum Runners


25: Unintended Acceleration


26: Chuck Norris


27: Rotor-Heads


28: Enginerds


29: Flying Hoondee


30: Never Give Up


31: Race Hard Race Ugly


32: Monkey Put The Cork Back


33: Big Easys Big Sleazys


34: Grocery Getter


35: Purple Pin Ball Lefty


36: The Bronze


37: Tetanus Neon


38: Lemonade


39: The Bum Steers And The MooPoo Crew


40: Longhorn Raceworks


41: Blind Squirrel Racing Team


42: MusTank Racing Inc, LLC P.O.S.


43: El Toro Loco


44: Molly Whopping Wankel


45: Uber Balls Racing


46: Los Diablos Racing Team


47: Mad Cow Motorsports


48: Svedish Slaabs


49: Cupcake Racing


50: Ike 101


51: The Legend Of Balki Bartokomous Racing


52: Guild Of Calamitous Intent


53: HighBrow Ghetto


54: Over Fifty Racing


55: Def Leppard Sucks


56: Fletch Tech Racing


57: Pinto Slapped


58: Bavarly Hillbillies


59: Overseas Group Ltd


60: Puff-Puff-Pass


61: Taco Inspection Team


62: Kung Fu & The Fu King Racers


63: Sheila And The Shields


64: Little Buckaroo


65: Lost In The Dark


66: Second Gear Second Team


67: The Big Outfit Racing


68: TSOL


69: Darth Bimmer


70: Team Iron Butt Racing