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    Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons

    The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons Ãœber Gallery

    Pace Bus On The Race Track: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
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    The Top 70 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas

    The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons was a roaring success, with high speeds on the track, heroics in the pits, and Texas justice in the penalty area. We had everything from a Baja Bug to a Lexus LS400 on the track, and you'll see 'em all here; even the Supra that blew its engine 10 seconds before the green flag dropped makes this comprehensive list of the Top Lemons Of LeMons Texas! Make the jump to see this fine collection of racing machinery; if this isn't enough LeMons for you, check out the top cars from Toledo '08, New England '08, South '08, Altamont '08, Thunderhill '07, and Altamont '07.


    We'll have more LeMons Texas posts for you during the week, including an in-depth look at some of the new punishments we've devised for on-track miscreants (e.g., the John McCain Uphill Battle Penalty and the Barack Obama Change We Can Believe In Penalty, among many others). Once we've gathered sufficient team-provided photos and videos, we'll put up the Yeehaw It's Texas LeMons Ãœber Gallery.

    1: The SCHWING Team



    2: Witchdoctor Motorsports/Bikini Racer



    3: Los Gringos Locos



    4: Latch-Key Kids



    5: Purple Pin Ball Righty



    6: Los Cucaroches



    7: 8NSK8



    8: Warthog Racing



    9: The Professionals (At Having Fun)



    10: Formula M (As In Mullet)



    11: Large Intestine Debris



    12: The Spartans



    13: No Sex In The Champaign Car



    14: Alamo City Rollers



    15: Team Sour Puss



    16: Cajun Rice Burners



    17: Out Of Town Racing



    18: Johansson Brothers Racing



    19: Skidmark Racing



    20: Punisher Racing



    21: Little Rock Racing Scene



    22: Team VIP (The Very Important Peasants)



    23: Project Yellow Racing



    24: Rum Runners



    25: Unintended Acceleration



    26: Chuck Norris



    27: Rotor-Heads



    28: Enginerds



    29: Flying Hoondee



    30: Never Give Up



    31: Race Hard Race Ugly



    32: Monkey Put The Cork Back



    33: Big Easys Big Sleazys



    34: Grocery Getter



    35: Purple Pin Ball Lefty



    36: The Bronze



    37: Tetanus Neon



    38: Lemonade



    39: The Bum Steers And The MooPoo Crew



    40: Longhorn Raceworks



    41: Blind Squirrel Racing Team



    42: MusTank Racing Inc, LLC P.O.S.



    43: El Toro Loco



    44: Molly Whopping Wankel



    45: Uber Balls Racing



    46: Los Diablos Racing Team



    47: Mad Cow Motorsports



    48: Svedish Slaabs



    49: Cupcake Racing



    50: Ike 101



    51: The Legend Of Balki Bartokomous Racing



    52: Guild Of Calamitous Intent



    53: HighBrow Ghetto



    54: Over Fifty Racing



    55: Def Leppard Sucks



    56: Fletch Tech Racing



    57: Pinto Slapped



    58: Bavarly Hillbillies



    59: Overseas Group Ltd



    60: Puff-Puff-Pass



    61: Taco Inspection Team



    62: Kung Fu & The Fu King Racers



    63: Sheila And The Shields



    64: Little Buckaroo



    65: Lost In The Dark



    66: Second Gear Second Team



    67: The Big Outfit Racing



    68: TSOL



    69: Darth Bimmer



    70: Team Iron Butt Racing



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