For those who have been living in a pop culture vacuum, the video below is from the show Flight Of The Conchrods, which chronicles the semi-fictional lives of New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo. Watching the video is the only way to fully appreciate Maxforrest32's winning comment from the who needs a fourbanger? if you live north of the equator.

If you want me to
I could downsize for you
If I only knew
Thats what you're into

You and four
Four and you
If thats what you're into
A smaller four, smaller just for you
You're saving cash, ya you're saving too

And if you want me to
I'll charge more for it too
I'll make you like it too
If thats what you're into

How 'bout a four
If thats what you're into
With a four in front of you
Is that what you'd wanna drive

If it's cool with you
I'll let you save gas too
It could be a dream come true
providing that's what you are into

My apologies to Bret and Jemaine.

You're so funny you could be a part-time comedian. You'd probably have to keep your regular job but you could do comedy on the side. [Video: Youtube]

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