They're delicious.

@Mad_Science: Bet you can't eat just one!

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

It reminds me of a billboard we had around here once: it shouted in huge letters, "GIRL SCOUTS...where the girl comes first."

Unlike Boy Scouts, where the Scoutmaster comes first.

Ew.

WOOOOOOOW!

Hilariously wrong, or hilariously right?

I saw the California SUBARU plate the other day. It was on a Brat with a tiny camper. The car appeared to be used for some business. Time to kick something out of the Fantasy Garage.

@Alphamazing: Hilariously delicious!

Chiliiiiii's....

baby-back ribs.

Taste like Chicken.

What is with Virginia and the plates?

They are also home to the 2GRL1CP plate...

@Red AuerБЯд╒╒: Here in VA, vanity license plates are at most $20, where almost everywhere else they are nearly $100, VA was smart with that decision because nearly everyone here has one.

@Elhigh: BAHHAAAAAHZAHA! Even though i was a scout, that is darn hilarious!

It's really the most sensible course of action...

@Red AuerБЯд╒╒: I'm pretty sure that is in a NC plate with the 2grl1cp. but there may be two.

LOL!
Soylent Green. Yum!

DMV- "What plate theme would u like, sir?"
CUSTOMER- "Kids First, please."
DMV- "and what letters and/or numbers would you like, sir?"
CUSTOMER- (suppressing a chuckle) E.A.T.T.H.E, PLEASE
DMV- (failing to put 2 and 2 together) "Ok, sir. I'll just check if that plate is available.....yes. No problem sir!"

The theme is completed with the bloody handprints of his first victim.

Very much like kittens:
Tastes like chicken.

But of course, you already knew that.

@TheGuinnessTooth: you are correct sir...
Damn my laziness

"Mr. Dahmer your plates are ready."

What???
Too soon?

Is Virginia in Germany?

I'm so happy to see these idiotic plates being used for humor purposes, as they should be.

'Bout damned time!

Nothing beats this one.
[www.coolpl8z.com]

@jsewell: Wow. I wonder how often "Agina" loses his plates.

As a native and returned resident, you guys should have guess by now our DMV is not the most alert. Richmond was known to illegal immigrants, and serious evil-doers as the easiest place in the US to get a new ID. We even made the news with it. This is true.

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@Novaload: As a current hostage of the Commonwealth, I can tell you from experience that you're proceeding from a false assumption; no Virginia DMV employee can spell, thus the conversation would have sounded more like this:

Cotomer: Kids First plate, please. I'd like it to say "E-A-T-T-H-E."
DMV: Um, I don't know what them letter thingees mean...just write it on my hand with this magic marker, and I'll show it to the guys at the warehouse. I'll have an answer for you in about 6-8 months if you're lucky.
Cotomer: *sigh*

Uh, yeah...I meant @Gram's Caddy. Forget it, need coffee.

In the 80's through the early 90's a friend of mine had a plate that said
SLEEEEZ

Of course it was a 1982 camaro Z28.

@boosted-lego-wagon: Barbecue sauce.

@jsewell: That is awesome! How come all of these plates are from Virginia?

That's the best license plate I've ever seen. brilliant.

Those damn "NVR4GT" 9-11 plates always enrage me..."oh yeah, i completely forgot about the most tragic day in american history until i saw your plate sir, thanks for reminding me!" yuck

@Red AuerБЯд╒╒: virginia does seam to have the highest amount of vanity plates per capita of any other state

Here's one that we had locally until the SOS (DMV) figured it out and made them give it back. Seriously.

@AuricTech:

Tasty...

[cars.wikia.com]

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"The other, other, white meat!"

Back in the late 80s/early 90s, there was a Camaro running around Champaign, IL with "BLIND" on a handicap plate.

My funeral director cousin had "IBURYM" for his license plate...until a grieving family saw it in the parking lot. It's hanging in his garage now.

lol

Also, for those wondering how this got approved, in VA you can use dmvnow.com to pick your plates. They have some rules for what you cannot pick that are coded into the script that checks the availability of the tag.

So no human probably sees them until they are made, by an inmate (I assume), who is not gonna bring it to anyone's attention.

Not my idea:

Anyone can get their own for just $20 from the Virginia DMV!

Road and Track printed a picture of a California tag "Or Bust". I always liked that one.

But this one is better.

[www.snopes.com]

And it's not even a vanity plate!

My 2 favorite resturaunt signs are along this line:
the first says:
beef $8
chicken $5
Children Free!

the next was a mcdonalds, when they had another of their kids toys crazes:

Now Hiring

Yo-yos

We almost forgot about this big mistake from New Brunswick in the 1980s.

Isn't automation fun?

I'm pretty sure I've seen CTH♥LHU in the Bay Area. The heart is such a nice touch...

Silly rabbit, kids are for Virginians.

I love children, but I can barely finish one by myself.

The sort of plates Jonathan Swift would buy, then drive around Ireland with...