Sean "P. Diddy" Combs To Launch Car Service For Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Other Drunk Celebs

P. Diddy is reportedly launching a car service for drunk celebs needing a ride home. Nope, it's not an article from "The Onion," nor is it yet April Fools Day. That must mean this story's true. If it is, well, these jokes really do just write themselves. Hit the jump for the full story — all three sentences:

Rap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs is launching a car service to drive drunk celebrities home.

The entrepreneur hopes his new venture will put an end to a spate of celebrity DUI arrests.

A representative for Combs says, "He wants to make sure everyone's partying responsibly."

Just as long as they don't end up calling it the "P Diddy Party Patrol" maybe it'll be a good thing. And hey, maybe the world will see less wrecked exotica. Because that, friends, would be a good thing. [ABC 4]