All right, I know this is from the week-old Super Bowl, but back then I was busy losing winning tons of money thanks to my prop bets that I am addicted to. I'm just now catching up with the commercials. You guys remember the show Salute Your Shorts? One of the most famous child actors to come out of that series, Michael Bower, better known as Donkeylips, is back, baby, starring in this spot for what appears to be an energy beverage. In the ad, he manages to jump start a Focus ZX5 using his nipples. I can't quit you, Donkeylips. [YouTube]