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Donkey Lips Jumps A Ford Focus

All right, I know this is from the week-old Super Bowl, but back then I was busy ~~losing~~ winning tons of money thanks to my prop bets that I am addicted to. I'm just now catching up with the commercials. You guys remember the show Salute Your Shorts? One of the most famous child actors to come out of that series, Michael Bower, better known as Donkeylips, is back, baby, starring in this spot for what appears to be an energy beverage. In the ad, he manages to jump start a Focus ZX5 using his nipples. I can't quit you, Donkeylips. [YouTube]

2:30 PM on Tue Feb 12 2008
By Travis Hudson
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maxforrest32 at 02:34 PM on 02/12/08
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Camp On-a-wanna
We hold you in our hearts
and when we think about you
it makes me want to fart?
LTDScott, Porcubimmer... at 02:35 PM on 02/12/08
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THAT'S where he's from. It was bugging me. Thanks for clearing that up!
hyundaifan at 02:41 PM on 02/12/08
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starring*
JoSCh at 02:43 PM on 02/12/08
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Call me crazy, but I'd prefer Ms. Jackson (Uh yes, ma'am, I am nasty) as the NFL sanctioned nipple shot. Gay much Roger Goodell?
Impalamino at 02:55 PM on 02/12/08
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Camp Counselor Ug does not approve of this. The 23-year old red-haired "camper" might, though.
SRekauqh at 02:57 PM on 02/12/08
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Oh man...as soon as I saw this on S.B. Sunday I yelled out "DONKEYLIPS!!" The nipple part was just an added bonus.
MagnificentBastard at 02:58 PM on 02/12/08
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Always had a thing for Venus DeMilo ....
charles_barrett at 03:14 PM on 02/12/08
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Earlier today we had a big weiner that needed chains, and now we have spiky nipple clamps... kinky day for us Jalops...!
Mad_Science at 03:28 PM on 02/12/08
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What's next, the episode of Hey Dude where they get lost in the desert and the one guy goes blind because he opens the hood and looks into the steam from the overheating radiator?

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I wasn't very popular as a younger child.
charles_barrett at 03:29 PM on 02/12/08
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@Charles_Barrett: Dang, I only just now ran across the Auto Suck post. Today's been a hat-trick of kink for us...
B at 03:32 PM on 02/12/08
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@Charles_Barrett: A few more posts, and my Fleshbot/Jalopnik merger will be complete.
charles_barrett at 03:48 PM on 02/12/08
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@B: Funny you should say that... last week I pitched myself to Fleshbot for a position as a Contributor or Associate Editor position. No joke. They very politely told me they had no openings at this time, but they'll let me know when they do.
BMRFILE at 04:06 PM on 02/12/08
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Very disturbing.
NotACoolGuy at 11:12 PM on 02/12/08
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Holy hell, I knew I recognized that guy from somewhere. Why oh why isn't Salute Your Shorts on DVD yet? Same with Daria, dammit, I want to relive my childhood.
Number_Six at 11:17 PM on 02/12/08
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Um, no.
Impalamino at 09:19 PM on 02/13/08
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Anyone else seen that Comcast commercial with the turtles (the Slowskys?) where the husband turtle tells his wife "Why don't you come out and push it?!" and then he says "push it real good" under his breath? /end commercial.

Doesn't even come close to making up for the huge stable of utterly shitty Comcast commercials, but hey.