We've totally changed our minds about the Cavalier since we saw Xarg's '85 wagon do so well at Thunderhill. But still, one can't help but notice the weird mashup of 70s disco sleaze with 80s pastel cheeze in this ad for the hot, hot, hot '84 Cavalier... particularly as seen in the extra-manly dude's mustache. And that's why we need a poll to decide if this ad stacks up with a couple of other sleaze/cheeze 'staches of the era...


The Hot 1984 Cavalier, With Bonus 80s Pornstache Poll!

1981 Toyota SR5 Longbed Guy


The Hot 1984 Cavalier, With Bonus 80s Pornstache Poll!

1980 280ZX Black Gold Guy


The Hot 1984 Cavalier, With Bonus 80s Pornstache Poll!

1984 Cavalier Guy