Oh boy, if you thought last year's press conference for Changfeng was filled with the hilarious Engrish, you ain't seen nothing yet. True, last year's presser — the first at the Detroit Auto Show from the Chinese automaker — was filled with all sorts of glorious revolutionary language (our fave is still when the Changfeng CEO said he'd "come all over us.") But then we saw this year's press release from the press conference today which we've helpfully posted in larger form here and we realized "Chang Feng" has still not hired a PR agency. We don't have time to do a full OCR on the release, but if anyone wants to take a look at the large version and give us the text below in the comments we'd forever be in your debt. Or you can just read it yourselves — whatever works. Oh and by the way, the headline up top of this post — it's straight off the headline of the press release.