On an episode of Top Gear from a couple seasons back, Jeremy Clarkson was schooled in the way of N rburgring rounding by the reigning Duchess of N-burg, Sabine Schmitz. Her sage counsel netted Jezza a lap time of just under 10 minutes in a diesel Jag (no mean feat). Of course, his adorably petulant teacher said she could beat that time in a van. In this TG clip, she gets her shot. Poor van.

[via Motor Authority]

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