Oh, Why Not? The Chevy Citation

We remember when we were very young, we were hanging out down the street and talking about cars we wanted, when our friend's older sister said, "A Chevy Citation!" Frankly, we want a Chevy Citation less than we want a moving violation, and said older sister was later saddled with a Vega for her devotion to bad Chevys, but oddly enough, we think the Citation X-11 is interesting, if only because it apparently could nearly match a Miura in the slalom. Still, even with its propensity toward catching fire, we'd rather have the Lambo.

Chevrolet Citation [Wikipedia]

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