Watch This Guy Lose His Shit At A Lazy-Ass Pigeon In The Road

Have you ever called a pigeon a “dickhead” and really meant it? If you haven’t it’s a remarkable thing to see happen. Somewhere in the UK, there was a pigeon who’d rather walk, and decided to take up the whole goddamn road. That pigeon really is a dickhead.

The foul-mouthed, exasperated driver here has to be given some respect for his unwillingness to just drive over and murder the pigeon, which he certainly seems to want to do. But the driver keeps his ornithocidal rage in check, somehow, and just waits for that asshole pigeon to remember, oh yeah, it’s got fucking wings.

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Pigeons. What a pack of assholes.

(via the Poke)

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