“Can we push this piece of shit off a cliff now?”

Whether or not you’re still together, you can never change your feelings regarding That Car.

Last week, I asked you guys for that one car your significant other, either current or former, drove that you absolutely hated. You secretly wished a horrible, fiery death upon it where you could leave it smoldering on the side of a back road somewhere for someone else to deal with.

What were the cars? Let’s see.

Sick (Shooting Cars; Because Making Videos About Cars Wasn’t Catchy)

Yaris fever.

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Handle (IHateCleverScreenNames)

And you still went on a second date after that!

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Not Always The Answer (yamahog the damnyankee)

Despite what you might read on this website.

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Bugs Burn (REDMAN4)

It looks so happy, though.

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Rant (NegativeEd)

Let it all out, man.

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Winter Is Coming (NeonBlaqk)

And then you’re fucked.

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Jimmy Needs Work (SparkPlug128)

Just that one was bad.

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The Year Of The Nitro (1975Jimmy)

What an eyesore.

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Fire (Mailbox Cancer)

So much symbolism.

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Last Straw (fastivaracer)

Was there anything good about this thing?

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“A Real Mustang” (ThatGirlKay)

Damn, that burn.

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But, Velour... ! (CalBearsFan99)

You mean to tell me that didn’t seal the deal for you?

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Compass, For Those Who Are Lost (You were supposed to say Vandalay!)

Oh, yes, the beloved Jeep Compass.

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MAXIMUM ATTACK! (WagonChild)

That poor Maxima.

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I’ve Never Driven A Turd Before (Molemann)

But it’s probably just like driving this.

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