There are thousands of private tuners that will ruin any car with a horrible bodykit. Jalopnik readers know ten factory kits that outdo the worst of the aftermarket.
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To have a truly awful bodykit you should have a trifecta of terrible qualities: the bodykit itself should be excessively ugly, the car should be woefully un-sporty, and the bodykit should be entirely non-functional.
There are a few ugly-ass spoilers we left off this list (Ford Mustang Cobra R, Porsche 996 GT3 Mk.2) because even though they looked like they came from a JC Whitney catalog, at least they were functional.
We'll also mention that we wanted nothing but the most aggressively horrible bodykits on this list, so we left off the Toyota Corolla S, which is just a few pieces of plastic blued to the bottom of a Corolla. Sure it's an affront to everything we love about performance cars, but it's so bland itself that we couldn't bear to give it any recognition whatsoever. Getting on a top ten list is too high an honor for that beige turd.
Get your barf bags ready.
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Yes, Toyota sold a rebadged Cavalier in Japan. Yes, you could order it with a side of rice.
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Dodge pulled the wing off of some methhead's Pontiac Sunfire and stuck it onto the back of an ‘06 Stratus. The worst part is that the car still looked boring as shit.
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A sporty Prius, huh. Toyota really knows how to bring the excitement.
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There were many reasons why the storied Pontiac brand was killed. Haha, we kid. It was entirely because of plastic body cladding in the 1990s (though they sold the above Grand Am through 2005).
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Nissan's sports cars have a huge aftermarket for bodykits and things. Nissan wanted to get in on that action. Unfortunately, they gave their cars duckfaces.
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Toyota went to legendary Italian design house Zagato of all places to spruce up their Japanese-market Lexus crossover. You never knew this thing existed until now, and we encourage you to forget about it immediately.
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At the height of the street SUV craze, Jeep hopped on the bandwagon with this pile of melted plastic. So much fender!
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Down in Australia they called this homologation special the Plastic Pig. Apt.
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This generation of Subaru looks so good stock. It takes some serious work to make it look this bad.
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The horror. The horror.
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