Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: 1978 Mercury Grand Marquis For $15,000?

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Nice Price Or No DiceIs this used car a good deal? You decide!

Sometimes you look at the price of a car for sale and you ask yourself, "Is that a pretty good deal, or would I have to be smoking the rock to pay that much?" That's what Nice Price Or Crack Pipe is all about, and we're going to follow up yesterday's high-buck factory-racer '63 Pontiac- which 65% of you felt went for way too much green- with another Detroit classic. This time it's a super-cherry 1978 Mercury Grand Marquis, a car with just 4,054 miles on the clock. This has got to be the nicest '78 Grand Marquis in the world, and it's got all the options: 460 engine, power everything, cruise control, even the 8-track player. But fifteen grand? What do you think?

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Rob Emslie

You know what this thing is worth? It's right there in the name; it's a grand marquis.

Many of these vehicles you throw up here Murilee are like a diamond-encrusted dog shit necklace. You think to yourself; 'wow, diamond encrusted! My girlfriend will dig that.' While in the back of your mind you tell yourself; 'dude, that's dog shit, don't touch that.'

Somebody, somewhere will get a hardon over this car, but they're not trolling here at the Jaolp.