Let's Play What Car Is Trump Tweeting About?

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We all know Donald Trump’s trademark staccato, combative tweet-style now, and there’s a certain odd, lean poetic quality about them- like a Haiku spit out by a very irritated mule scrotum. If, hypothetically, Trump was really into cars, I think we might see tweets like these.

This is just for fun, so hear me out. No one’s telling you who to vote for, we’re just going to play a little game: can you identify the cars being discussed in these Trump-style tweets?

Keep in mind, I’m not pretending to have any idea if Donald Trump likes any of these cars, and I’d bet money at least one or two he’s never even heard of. Most sound at least somewhat negative because it’s just more fun to write fake Trump tweets like that.

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The car is never named in any of these tweets, so see if you can figure out what cars he’s tweeting about! Answer in the comments, and if you get stumped, here’s the answers.

Good luck!

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DISCUSSION

oldmanmckenna
OldManMcKenna

Full disclosure: I’ve never actually read a Trump tweet. Serious question: Are these real, or just something Torch cooked up for laughs?

I mean, these read like they were written by that dimwitted, inferiority-complex poster child jock we all knew in high school. You know the guy... the one who is [still] detailing cars at his dad’s Cadillac dealership in Boca and talks about the one time he completed a pass for a touchdown 28 years ago like it was the best thing he ever did / will do (spoiler alert: it was/is).

If these are real... and close to 50% of this country actually supports this guy... I’m not sure I want to live on this planet anymore. And holy shit, Donald Trump is Uncle Rico.

[edit: I went back through and actually read the article’s contents... yeah I’m kind of a moron]