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“Let me tell you, android to android, this baby right here (slaps roof) can fit so many euphemistically decommissioned organics in it.”

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“Is this the Hottentoddy Express, the car with the Wizzy whatdoyoucallit under the bonnet thingy?”

“I would expect so Sir. I believe the reviews of this particular model say it is most invigorating to drive.”

“Good, good, load up the hatch or hold or whatever you call the thingummy in the back and we will leg it before Aunt Agatha knows we are on the make!”

“I think you will find that I have anticipated this eventually and that your clothes are already installed properly in the luggage compartment sir.”

“Right-O! Remember the Wooster Code, All’s well that ends without you being caught!”