International, makers of the stupidly huge and awesome CXT, MXT and RXT $90,000+ luxury consumer trucks, has killed its consumer products division. You can guess why: The rise of green fashion, gas prices and the whole "America doesn’t have money anymore" thing. The company will now focus exclusively on their commercial and military ranges. [Kicking Tires]
But how will I carry my gigantic dick around if I can't have the CXT?
Oh wait...needing the CXT means the dick is small enough to be easily portable.
I love International. I LURVS International with an unabashed man-love that encompasses builders of machines hot and greasy. Love them.
But damn the CXT and all the others were just plain stupid. That's crazy-ass dumb. Good riddance.
Drag the effing dumbass Hummer carcasses away with you when you go.