Let’s have a thought exercise, everyone. Close your eyes and imagine, say, that you didn’t regularly take photos of sale prices at grocery stores just in case they ring up incorrectly at the register. Pretend, even, that you instead had enough money to buy that very grocery store. What would you do with it?

Probably this.

No, not the car. No, not the legitimate trip to Bring a Butler to browse listings for potential purchases instead of simply to remind yourself how financially out of reach your Fast and Furious dream cars have become. None of that. You’ll know it when you see it.

Imagine having that much money.