I Will Never Understand You, Mr. Banana Hammock Mechanic

Dear near-naked banana hammock mechanic, I will never understand why you take and angle grinder and, in a shower of sparks over your bare body, remove the back end of this car's exhaust pipe.

Why would you just take off the end of a car's exhaust? How did you get your hair to look so cool? Perhaps more importantly, why are you not wearing any clothes?

(Hat tip to Tiny Toy Viper!)