Some madman has taken every Dave Campo car-dealership ad he or she could find and edited them into what can only be described as a nightmarish-yet-compelling compilation. You'll see a broad swath of early-to-mid-80s Mopars, with a smattering of other Detroit iron. He's no Cal Worthington, but then who is?

Go See Cal, Go See Cal, Go See Cal!; Darling Harlan Wants To Put You In This Citation Today!; Sweet Home Chicago Oldsmobile: The Dealmaker!; Any Car You Can Stuff Bombs Into: Crazie Bob's Iraqi Car Lot [internal]