$688 down and $212 a month for a brand-new Citation? Where's my time machine? This fine ad for Norwalk's Dial Chevrolet might as well be an outtake from Kurt Russell's second-greatest movie, what with its dishwater-weak cars and general air of post-Watergate ennui. Don't forget the Synth Coke if you're taking Madeleine out for a spin in your new X-body!

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