Dosey Doe: Tractor Square Dancing

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Comedian Dennis Miller onces expressed disdain for square dancing, or as he called it, "being ordered around the floor by some neo-fascist Sam Drucker." At the wheel of a tractor, however, there's a more totalitarian socialist thing going on. Of course, with ma in a compact Farmall and pa in a full-size John Deere, the chauvinist overtones come in loud and clear over the chants of agrarian nationalism. Fun for all! [Thanks to Ilari for the tip.]