We've just received a note from a former U.S. Marine-turned-taxi-driver regarding the extent of his "professional services." Full email below the jump.
Just a friendly reminder. When in Dallas Texas please consider James Taylor as your Driver . I am a Professional Driver, my Taxi is always clean and equipped with the latest GPS allowing us to arrive safely and on time . Complimentary Refreshments are always provided and any special request for my clients is never a problem. I am a former United States Marine with security skills. Just e-mail and I will forward you the city rates and pickup information for your arrival. My Cab is with Cowboy Cab and my City of Dallas Permit Number is 32425. Regards, James Taylor , Professional Driver. jamestaylor55555@att.net
We didn't know the Dallas taxi game was so difficult that to be a successful driver one must send out press releases for their services. Using "the latest GPS," we've got every confidence that James Taylor will never let you down and/or run you around. Well, I guess running you around is his job and everything, so he'll probably do that. Word of warning: If James shows up sporting a mohawk and spring-loaded guns, don't ask to go to a brothel.