Tabloids take it upon themselves to run stories so inane, so beyond the realm of insanity that you can't help but flip one open and see how they rationalize it. Cleverly named myfistofleas takes it upon himself to re-purpose this type of sensationalistic tabloid style to describe Damon Hill's latest accomplishment:
Tabloid take:
"HAGGARD HACK'S HURLING HORROR- HOW HOON HILL HANDLES HIGHWAY HEAVE-HO"
TERRIFIC TAKE ON TERRIBLE TABLOID TASTE, TYKE!