People with below average and downright horrible parking etiquette are everywhere. Rather than retaliate in a way that would wind your short-tempered ass in jail, give them one of these passive-aggressive, yet still straight-to-the-point parking tickets instead.
Packaged and printed in a glossy, heavy card stock stack of 20, you'll have enough of these great little 'tell 'em offs' for at least month, unless you're horribly anal and in that case maybe you're the one with the problem and not everyone else as you'd like to think (Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!). [via ShineBox]