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    "XXXXXXX" License Plate Leads To $19,000 In Tickets

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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    10/20/09

    In reply to "XXXXXXX" License Plate Leads To $19,000 In Tickets
    Fuck, who's nickname ISN'T "Racer X." I guess "No Imagination" doesn't fit on most plates. #vanityplates
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    10/20/09

    In reply to "XXXXXXX" License Plate Leads To $19,000 In Tickets
    This could be the next trend in Michael Phelps pauses: "Yo, I'm chillin in my flip flops with $19.000 worth of blacked-out pimped-out tickets. Money yall!!" #vanityplates
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    10/20/09

    In reply to "XXXXXXX" License Plate Leads To $19,000 In Tickets
    Xxx, xx xx xxxx xxxx "X"x xxxxx xxxx xxx xx xxxx xxxxxxx, xx'x xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx.

    [x] The comment has been xised. #vanityplates
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    10/20/09

    In reply to "XXXXXXX" License Plate Leads To $19,000 In Tickets
    Posing like that by your truck with $19000 in incorrect tickets is apparently the redneck version of posing with $19000 in photocopied Benjamins.

    On the upside, his hitch ball isn't pristine, so there's a chance he uses his truck for Truck Stuff, so at worst, he's just kind of douchey. #vanityplates
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10/20/09

    In reply to "XXXXXXX" License Plate Leads To $19,000 In Tickets
    I'm sorry about all his tickets, but can we still put him in jail for being a douche bag? #vanityplates
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    10/20/09

    @snapoversteer smells like: Meh, I don't see truck nuts, so he can't be that bad. #vanityplates
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    10/20/09

    @LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime: Yeah, but 10 to 1 he's on the chaw. #vanityplates
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    Image of quayzar quayzar
    10/20/09

    @LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime: Plus it looks like it has actually been used as a truck. #vanityplates
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/20/09

    In reply to "XXXXXXX" License Plate Leads To $19,000 In Tickets
    There's a parking ticket system in Alabama? Is it steam-powered? #vanityplates
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    10/20/09

    @bmoreDLJ: Dogs and firehoses #vanityplates
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/20/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: Aren't there batons involved nowadays? Jeez.

    EDIT: For beating, of course. Any other use is illegal down them parts.
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    Edited by MushyHeirloom at 10/20/09 2:50 PM MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    10/20/09

    In reply to "XXXXXXX" License Plate Leads To $19,000 In Tickets
    Knowing Birmingham, this will constitute a $19,000 planed revenue shortfall, with much hand-wringing and finger-pointing. Probably some layoffs, too. #vanityplates
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/31/09

    In reply to Science Determines How Fast Until Parking Tickets Fly Off Your Windshield
    I suppose this doesn't work as well after you get the ticket. I'll probably have to try it out this afternoon.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    07/31/09

    In reply to Science Determines How Fast Until Parking Tickets Fly Off Your Windshield

    This driver wasn't going fast enough.
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    07/31/09

    @skaycog 0.1/2: The driver is probably dead in the driver's seat.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    07/31/09

    In reply to Science Determines How Fast Until Parking Tickets Fly Off Your Windshield
    So what he's saying is that if you can't park your car properly, you should also speed. All or nothing, in other words.

    Is he driving, or is he playing Blackjack?
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    07/31/09

    @Mobius_1000_Club: I'd lean more towards Russian (Detroit?) Roulette.
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    Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was starred Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    07/31/09

    @TV's Paul Y.: I'm not too knowledgeable about games where alcohol isn't involved. But you know what I mean. :)
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    Image of Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!
    07/31/09

    In reply to Science Determines How Fast Until Parking Tickets Fly Off Your Windshield
    I can't be the only one disappointed that it didn't turn out to be 88 mph...
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    High Speed Indeed promoted this comment Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! was starred Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! was unstarred
    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    07/31/09

    @Gearhead_42: Might as well just go back to before you got the ticket and stop it from ever happening, amirite?
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    Image of Jakuub Jakuub
    07/10/09

    In reply to Bad Parking Job? Try These Passive-Aggressive Parking Tickets
    From the individual pages
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    Edited by Jakuub at 07/10/09 2:38 PM Jakuub was starred Jakuub was unstarred
    Image of bzr bzr
    07/10/09

    In reply to Bad Parking Job? Try These Passive-Aggressive Parking Tickets
    These would have come in handy for the Daewoo Lanos I saw last week stretched in the middle of two spaces in a crowded parking lot that I couldn't find a spot in myself.

    Of course, a brick and some dynamite would've helped, too.
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    Image of CptSevere CptSevere
    07/10/09

    @bzr: Back when I managed parking garages, that would have earned the miscreant a 55 gallon drum chained to the front suspension. It was a heady feeling, having the Power Of The Barrel.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/10/09

    In reply to Bad Parking Job? Try These Passive-Aggressive Parking Tickets
    Dear TAI,



    I'm not known as a patient man. I get frustrated and pissed off easily, particularly with driving-related idiocy. Well, last night I picked up my wife at the Orlando airport then we went to dinner. The parking lot at the restaurant, a certain Australian-themed steakhouse, had very narrow parking spots. A Toyota Echo would have had trouble maintaining decent spacing.



    So, of course, there's a big-ass Escalade across the line. My wife made a comment about how typical it is that the Escy driver can't park. Given the narrow parking spaces, I gave them a pass.



    Is there something wrong with me?
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    Image of WilburAbadon WilburAbadon
    07/10/09

    In reply to Bad Parking Job? Try These Passive-Aggressive Parking Tickets
    www.youparklikeanasshole.com
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    07/10/09

    @WilburAbadon: It's cheaper and just as much to-the-point. I had forgotten about that place.
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