Is that... is that hair gel?

This is one of those things you look at and say, “who the hell approved THAT?” Read more

I blame Subaru for the mindset that AWD is “necessary.” a set of Blizzaks on my SRT-4 were great for any snow the car could physically push its way through. Meanwhile the dimps with their “LOL AWD” WRXs still shod with summer tires could only sit there, stuck on 1" of packed snow on level ground. Read more

Not sure about price, because dealer markup. Read more

Yet the Q5 will still have more usable cargo space and a lower starting MSRP, then Audi will wonder once again why no one is buying the Allroad. Read more

So let me get this straight, your main argument against DiCaprio winning an Oscar is: the lack of dialogue in this film? You being a critic should know it is not just dialogue that makes an actor worthy of an Oscar, but their ability to make you believe what you are seeing one screen e.g. emotional, psychological, and… Read more

This is why I can’t wholeheartedly identify with any political party. I think the conservative republicans who honestly believe that earth is 2000 years old are morons. I also think the liberals who feel nobody should have to work for anything and that cars should be banned from cities are morons as well.
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weighs 666 pounds wet

This is how I actually feel about this.

Mistake the first: too damn fast. Read more

Naw. This isn’t Autoblog. Read more

I recently spent some time in Menards trying to choose the best toilet seat. They have, like, DOZENS of the things for sale. I finally realized even the best toilet seat is still a toilet seat, picked a shiny white one, and went home. Read more

You are one giant pussy sir, it only takes a little common sense to drive a 400 Hp car. I did today, in the rain. I'm still alive. Read more

I’m down with that. I’m also down with a console that doesn’t reach halfway to hell.
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Except Mini is actually somewhat interesting. Besides the FRS, Scion has just boring dressed up Toyota hatches from overseas that are obviated by the existence of the Yaris. Read more

Where were all you guys when I had my Loyale up on CL? I finally just sold it and it was cleaner than this one with the newer fuel injected engine. It also had alloys from an XT on it.