I love my 411. I think it’s a bit more planted in the front with the obligatory “oh gosh, you own a 411, and you idiots are taking it on the road” tools in the frunk, but yeah.
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Holy crap, congrats on the contract win! Here’s hoping it ensures you guys can do what you’re good at with fairer treatment from the higher-ups.
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YESSSSSS TRAFFIC JAMS ARE BACK
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Ah yes, the man who was crazy enough to let me write about my 944 IN PRINT is Getting/Out. Congratulations! I’ve spun “Can I write about the Porschelump?” into a periodically recurring thing, all thanks to Autoweek giving me a shot at it a long, long time ago.
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Not gonna lie, I really, really want a sorta-beat-up G-wagen to off-road the snot out of. Just publicly shame at all the regular Gs around town that never see dirt. Bonus points if it’s a Puch G for the extra U.S. confusion factor.
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“Crime Aisle” is such a great way to put that.
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I’m sticking with The Drive for now—Patrick, Kyle and friends have really built it into somewhere worth staying, and I’m pretty happy there.
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Oh THAT’S you! Why was I never able to put those two screennames together? I even remember seeing Discopotato in the comments over here, too. Read more

Hear, hear! Back them up. I’m excited for what’s next for Jason and David, but the folks sticking around here are good, too, and they deserve fair treatment from G/O’s corporate overlords.  Read more

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SWEET. (Might’ve been James? He’s the close one.)
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Well, we’re readers, too, and I was a comment section troll long before I worked here. This is just me returning to form.
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Ah! Yes, yes, then. I want to see who else in the automotive world has a soft spot for GWAR!
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I’m pretty happy where I am on that front. Besides, I already posted songs about pee and farts on here.
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If we don’t see a) a diesel Chrysler minivan ‘Ring time and b) Jason actually trying Apollo-style pooping **in space** come out of this, I’m disowning you both.
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Helllllllla late comment, but y’all need to bring back Traffic Jams. I miss seeing how weird (or not........hello, Patrick) everyone’s musical tastes are.
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Seriously. I’m so tired of having MY rights to move freely and enjoy things without getting sick abridged by covidiots.
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Ignorance is a hell of a drug.
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Level of surprise that the same gross people sell an “it’s okay to be white” shirt: 0.
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