stefschrader
Stef Schrader
stefschrader
Moderator, OppositeLock. Former Staff Writer, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.
May 6
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Man, that Aerostar is lovely. It’s even riding on white walls! I love that.

Apr 19
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Yeah. I wouldn’t want to lump anyone in the same league of garbage as Handsy McSpinout here. We all know exactly how Stroll got where he is, but he’s fine. He’s at least not a danger to himself and others (both on and off track!) like Mazepin is.
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Apr 13
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I mean, gosh, we have Social Security cards already. Of course, one of the main pushbacks to that a century ago was the paranoia that bIg GoVeRnMeNt was using it to keep tabs on everybody.

Apr 13
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They could easily take other forms of identification, such as you Social Security card or birth certificate, which are a lot more accessible for most people.” Read more

Apr 13
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Anybody but Haas’ handsy driver who deserves to spin right outta the series is fine with me.

Apr 12
4

Do you know anything about money, dude? Not having a car loan (or even having minimal payments from buying something less expensive) is awesome and frees up more cash to save or spend on things you really want.
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Apr 12
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Merc could’ve used it, sure. The rest of us fans, though? As much as I like the Merc crew, I welcome the competition. To quote one of the greatest philosophers of our time, Mills Lane: “I want a good, clean fight.”

Apr 10
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This reminds me of the new mechanized origami-roof 911s: I want to play with the expensive shiny thing and then hand it back to someone else. I want to fill the airplane bag with Puffalumps, make FFFFHHHHHWWWWOOOOOOOOHHHMMMM noises around the living room as I fly it around, and then hand the impractical to carry bag Read more

Apr 7
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If there’s anything that’s blatantly obvious from the past year or so, it’s that Abbott and his incompetent buds honestly do not give a flying crap if we die. Some of their decisions sure make it feel like that’s exactly what they want: more death and suffering.

Apr 7
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*shrugs* This isn’t some weird rare part on an ancient car some restorer is possibly searching for, so I don’t mind this. Saw away. It’s a Boxster.

Mar 11
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Yeah. I went from “maybe I can power some lights in the back yard with a solar panel” to “maybe I can use this the next time our state has a major failure.”
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