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Mercedes Streeter
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Staff Writer at Jalopnik, learning pilot and does bus stuff. Smart Fortwo (x4), Honda Beat, Suzuki Every, VW Touareg V10, Passat TDI, Jetta TDI, Audi TT, Buell Lightning, Triumph Tiger, Genuine Stella

I’m probably going to get a lot that won’t agree with me, but I’m just going to throw it out there. Read more

Ashtrays are are on the “minimum equipment list” and all airplanes are required to have them for safely extinguishing a cigarette in the event someone is dumb enough to light one. Even if they aren’t built into the plane or have been removed, there has to be one somewhere on board and accessible to flight crew. Read more

Let’s be clear here. The dude did not buy all of this simply by “collecting unemployment”. He worked in organized crime, which made him enough money to buy all of this shit. He just happened to also be collecting unemployment benefits at the same time.
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wow, kicking someone when they are down. Read more

I mean, it’s barely even a “warship.” There are dozens of super yachts that dwarf this thing. It’s only 1800 tons and not even 300' long. Not exactly the Bismarck. Read more

We Germans are not all smiles and sunshine.  Read more

Ok dude did you have to comment on every literal freaking comment on here? For real take it down a notch or 12. It's ok. Go outside, your YTer you're a fan of is ok. It's (most likely) all going to be ok.
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As your Bizzaro alt-left but also patriotic counterpart, I harbor the same resentment about Buell. I might even embrace some relativism on point 1 if it werent for point 2 Read more

Perhaps he tried, but his mom remodeled the basement so he can’t. Read more

As a conservative right winger there are two reasons I wont ride a Harley, the stereotypical Harley owner, and what they did to Buell.  And this guy just reinforces point 1 Read more

Filling your own motorcycle with bullet holes because the company tried to diversify it’s workforce & customer base. Read more

Imagine being so braindead that you destroy your own property because some company that only cares about your money decided to signal to the world that, hey, maybe LGBTQ+ people might also want to ride motorcycles? LMAO. Absolutely braindead. And he’ll be rewarded for these shenanigans too because this is how the Read more

Even saying the name Harley Davidson makes you think of the American flag. Read more

How’s he going to react when he finds out gunpowder was invented by the Chinese? Does that make his guns ‘woke’? Is he going to have to drown them? (I’d suggest blowing them up but I’m pretty sure the proto-hominids who discovered fire would not have been considered ‘white’.) Read more