Brian from R&T is the guy who I handed the money to for my 850 out of his garage in NY. Title was in the name of some lady in NY, I chatted with her son on Facebook who drove it as the last owner. Read more
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Staff Writer at Jalopnik and learning pilot. Smart Fortwo (x4), Honda Beat, Suzuki Every, NovaBus RTS, VW Touareg V10, VW Phaeton, Jetta TDI, Audi TT, Buell Lightning, Triumph Tiger, Genuine Stella...
I daily Drive my BMW 850 and it has 207K miles as of today. Had to reset the ECU yesterday because of a Check Engine light that comes back about once a month Read more
There is a concrete ship out here on the coast of California. When I first heard of it I was like” What the fuck?” but its real alight and it sort of fucks with your brain
Geology is fucking awesome.
Seems like they’re going wayyyyy outta their way to not admit these are just posh single-wides
So, so many reasons. Read more
They say the camera adds a few tons.
Welcome from the folks in the grays. Good to see an enthusiast get the position. (-:
The good old ground nail. So vile there was a movie made to promote it sixty years ago, and thirty years ago Mystery Science Theater roasted that.
Is it a 2-seater? Asking for my wife.
If he’s the secret love child of a one night stand with ol’ John Z., why would he have any special inside knowledge of DMC prototypes? Did DeLorean have a habit of leaving behind folders full of product ideas on the nightstands of his lovers?
“Honey, John DeLorean is your father” sounds better than “Nigel fucked me from behind on the hood of an Austin Princess after too many shots of scotch at the pub.” Read more
It sucks only because people equate holidays to shopping.
The wild thing is that another cis dude felt as though his perspective mattered more than, say, any trans people. Like, my dude, you wouldn’t accept a white guy telling you whether something was racist when a lot of Black folks were saying it was, why on Earth can’t you figure that same thing out when it’s about… Read more
VW: “We took this normal economy car, gave it AWD, and raised it a few inches”
Jalops: Please take all of my money, best car ever!
VW: “We did it again but called it a Tiguan this time”
Jalops: Fuck off I hate it, you’re ruining the car industry
I initially read that as “Nissan Horny Limousine” and wondered if it had seats specially designed for fucking. Turns out I wasn’t far off.
Yu are hitting that threshold were I, as a reader of your articles, don’t know anymore if I’m supporting you or enabling you :-)
Thing is, that lifetime fluid thing has a way of becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. Because in most cars, when it finally kills the transmission, it ends up ending the useful life of the car unless you’re willing to spend way too much money on a new transmission. But hey, at least they’re not lying to us when they… Read more
The first 3 seconds of the video are him saying the exact opposite of what the idiot tweeting this said Read more