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Staff Writer at Jalopnik, learning pilot and does bus stuff. Smart Fortwo (x4), Honda Beat, Suzuki Every, VW Touareg V10, Passat TDI, Jetta TDI, Audi TT, Buell Lightning, Triumph Tiger, Genuine Stella

But they LOOK foreign and the names are hard to pronouce! Read more

What does this have to do with the border? It involves two people on a flight from Miami to Vegas. Read more

Thanks for writing “cojones” instead of “cajones” like most people do. One stores your testicles while the other probably stores your clothing. :-p Read more

No I saw it. I didn’t want to, but I saw that man JD Vance have unprotected penetrative intercourse with an eight piece sectional, while wearing a wig and women’s clothing. There was also kissing. Read more

Doctor here- sleeping is not sitting stationary in a plane seat where you can barely move even if you wanted to. As others have said, you move during your sleep (even if you don’t think you do, you do) and movement of the leg muscles helps blood flow back from your feet in the veins of your legs. Read more

The only people who don’t move in their sleep are Vampires. Also I can imagine laying down virtually straight is a bit different from an upright sitting position with bent knees Read more

If you think you wake up in the same position you were in when you fell asleep, you really ought to set up a camera to find out just how much people move in their sleep.
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12 to 15 what now? 15,000ft is the service ceiling for most small aircraft because any higher requires a pressurized cabin or oxygen. Even military helicopters (blackhawks, chinooks...) don’t like it up that high and they are more powerful than civilian counterparts.  Those are limited to 12k without special Read more

so if someone happened to go out and make all of those spots a little further apart... of if you prefer the chaotic evil side closer to each other...
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How’s your shoulder? It must be dislocated from reaching so hard. Read more

and since when have women been allowed to fly on their own? Read more

Sure you’ll just let it roll until you’re denied a time sensitive loan / lose out on a great house offer because you wanted to cut your dr some slack, but you’re credit got fucked and you’re in collections. Read more

Leaded gas? You’re going with leaded gas? Damn, I’m WOUNDED. 😆 Read more

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Nemo! Good to hear from you again! This was you, right? “We didn’t want clicks back in the day.” Read more

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Meh, two trips to Iraq and one to Afghanistan, I might just keep sitting until the next commercial, dear. But I do miss back in the day when people started from a place of kindness and respect before they started running their sucks, at least until they had some actual reason to think that the particular person they Read more

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I’m just SITTING here. Haven’t even had coffee yet. Read more

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