Really, I’ve always thought we should hear more from him.  He drives awful things.  He defends pizza.  He is fierce and shameless.  He is not hobbled by what he doesn’t know.  More of his work please. Read more

I never liked this kid, but he's not wrong here. Read more

Ah, I see, the fabled “we almost published this during the summer” commentary. I thought we had you back, briefly. Read more

Honestly, I didn’t know you also wrote for CNBC (I didn’t even know CNBC had an automotive journalism section). For some reason it’s funny to see your name next to such a wide variety of articles and topics. Are you as interested in McFlurries, Trump, and Barbie as you are with cars?

you work for cnbc? Read more

Especially when said car was not being reviewed for Jalopnik. Read more

Eh, if you were truly not a smart man, you would write for Bloomberg Read more

In the end, the car was unharmed and released to me without extra fuss. I had a laugh with the nice PR person from Honda, who could certainly commiserate. Read more

I always find it refreshing when Jalopnik reports on their momentary lapse in good judgement. Be in sliding a Fiat 124 into a pole or getting a press car towed, it nice to see people admitting to their mistakes and that they too are in fact human. Read more

Mack,

Normally I give you shit and crap all over your hot takes.

But today,

*Hug*

I know those feels bro.... I mean, not the boneheaded feel of getting your rental/bosses/loaner/press car towed, but something like that. Equally boneheaded.

Here, *hands Jalop points* from me to you.
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I try not to be an asshole and just park in one of the empty spots on the roof. I don’t want to put him through the rigamarole of getting towed.

More dancing please!
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Come back Mack, we miss you! Read more

Bring Back Mack! Read more

My father flew 757s before 9/11 happened and he got furloughed the first time. Read more

Only the hottest of takes from the Mack Read more

Mack “Hot Take” Hogan Read more

Takes about bad cars are boring Read more

Mack is incorrect which is why we launched him from a cannon into the sun (sorry Mack) Read more