Any car goes super sideways with Chris Harris at the wheel. That man gives no fucks about tires. Negative fucks. Actually if you could turn a fuck inside out, that’s what Harris would give about tires. Read more

Nah. It just logs data and telemetry, knowing your location. Lap times too, but we didn’t run those timed.  Read more

May have ended up on the editing room floor.  Read more

I went to Hamilton Pool Road, and followed it to Old Spicewood. Didn’t have time to trek all the way to Park Road 4 for this drive, which is what I’ll normally do if I’m taking those roads out. Read more

Screens were fine in the light, even while wearing polarized Oakley shades.  Read more

Even I forget things in the car from time to time. Usually I leave the hood attached, but it was so muggy that day, that I had to keep wiping off my lens.  Read more

Other journalists were given the 53. I wanted the biggest, baddest version. Read more

The CLS is not an equivalent. The CLS is smaller, and down market. This thing is big and fast.  Read more

Nah. Brown stuff was consumed at night. Car was driven in the morning.  Read more

It’s definitely going to be priced around there, even if then numbers aren’t official yet. The Panamera Turbo S is up there too.  Read more

Other writers do plenty of that. I’m here to drive things, and offer my input, based on my slightly above average driving ability. Read more

Nope. It actually worked well. Even when I had my polarized sunglasses on.  Read more

The pricing isn’t official yet, and these aren’t market cars. They were testers. No Monroney labels. Read more

I also drove the E53. That review is coming up shortly.  Read more

Aren’t you a bit excited this morning? Read more

I didn’t name it. I just drove it.  Read more

There’s a gif in the review.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Read more

When you look at the car from the front, you can’t see them. They’re on the backside of the fender hump. Read more

How didn’t “Snakes on a Plane” make the list of flight disaster movies? You staffers disappoint me.  Read more

Buemi is still considered the Red Bull Racing reserve driver, and is with the team in Singapore this weekend. You’d have to think he’s in consideration too, especially with his work in WEC and Formula E keeping him fit. Read more