So, how much Coke does an average Florida wildlife have to take before it is as dangerous as an average Australian one?

I asked ChatGPT “Need plot and D-list actors for a movie about sharks eating cocaine off the coast of Miami” and it came up with this and I couldnt be happier with AI:

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Cocaine shark - DO DOO DO DOO DOO DOO

Thank you for replying - super cool of you to go out of the way and post this. The original article should be edited to reflect this as well. These are very strong motors that make great power and torque - the numbers speak for themselves without needing a typo to make it impressive. Read more

BGB and FlatSixInnovations will both do a 4.0L or 4.2L swap on a BASE Cayman with credit for the stock engine (atleast back on the 981).  FlatSixInnovations has been doing 4.2L since 2010 also.

So buy a high milage base model for ~30k (or find a front end collision one for less).
Front end GT4 conversion is ~$6k.
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Yes indeed. See my reply above. I would love to take credit for that but i did NOT advertise that number! here is the dyno graph from an RS, our two builds and another pair of displacement bumped cars.

Sadly enough i feel that it IS a typo. As much as i would love to take credit for a number with a 5 in front of it, i cannot. I am brutally honest, too honest. Anything on our Dynojet in the 350lb/ft range is solid. Here is a good dyno graph to illustrate this car vs. an RS and other displacement bumps on the market.

An article about Singer, with only TWO photos? And your editor approved this??? Read more

They have a separate day for that.  Read more

Right. And the racks of wheel/tire packages.  Read more

Yeah but your mom does. Read more

“By far, the worst rentals come from Nissan.” Read more

Would still win before McLaren wins another F1 race.
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Very nice.

It’s funny because it’s true. Read more

“540 credit score? Yeah, nice Altima. Mine’s 643.” Read more

Maxima and Altima have overlapped since the 2002 Altima refresh. It hasn’t made sense in a long time. Read more

METAL switchgear! Metal! In a Chevy. Read more

Wow, you’re right, I never cover Formula One races within an hour of the end of the race. That hasn’t happened even one time this season...

https://jalopnik.com/heres-why-f1-took-three-hours-to-decide-whether-max-ver-1836010529

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Yeah, I definitely didn’t fly to the Nurburgring to cover the 24 for Jalopnik. Or Pikes Peak.  Read more