Those numbers basically mean that a bunch or black car services are rotating their inventory, and Lincoln will be soon returning to their usually meh sales figures. Read more

Slightly sarcastic, yes, but we also had readers reach out to us when it was written that our testers were less than fully functional. Some expressed similar issues. Read more

As if this car doesn’t have a bad enough reputation for check engine lights, let’s throw an aftermarket exhaust on there, and freak out its already fragile electronics even more. Read more

Collins and I managed to track down Christian. We chat for a bit, and I also reminded him that Patrick is convinced he is from the future, and is trying to invent the car that will take him back to his home time. He chuckled. Almost nervously. Maybe PG is right, and CvK is worried we’re on to him. Read more

Who are you and what did you do to Fancy Kristen? She would never go to an establishment that didn’t have the finest bags for groceries. The place you went didn’t have bags at all. Read more

That number can’t be from purely retail units sold. It hasn’t to include fleet sales. I only see those things sitting on rental car lots, and if I do see them on the road, they have the obvious rental car tags on the rear and quarter windows. Read more

Good to know! Read more

I’m all bourbon, all the time. Read more

Also a solid choice, when you’re in the mood for scotch. I’m a bourbon man myself. Read more

Yeah yeah. I’m on cold meds and sent that reply just after waking up from a nap. Guess a bunch of us got sick as we left Detroit, so cut me some slack. Read more

Just get yourself a bottle of Basil Hayden’s. Not nearly as expensive, but seriously tasty. Read more

I’m not sure what you mean. Read more

SONOFABITCH THAT WAS THE SOLUTION?! Read more

Nah, this one has an actual number plate on it. Read more

Technically we haven’t given it back yet. Read more

Funny. I was at that same event. I’m only 2 seconds slower than Johnny’s benchmark lap they provided. Read more

Seems like Ford is taking the ST badging to Lexus F Sport levels. Read more

Fancy Kristen blew her cover as Peter Thiel’s blood boy finder. Read more

All of us knew a cute girl that had one of these when we were in high school. These girls later ended up with a Jetta in college, and then a Tahoe to haul around their three kids. It was meant to be. Read more

I’ll be in a wedding in Houston Saturday night, and arriving Sunday afternoon, so you guys don’t have to deal with my horrid karting abilities again. Read more