One of our favorite Simpsons was when Mr. Burns got the one billion dollar bill and him, Smithers and Homer flee to…

We're rue to post this clip as the weirdo editing almost makes it a snuff film, but the mind-boggling majestic-ness…

The FoMoCo lot here in sunny, Southern California is three blocks east of Compton [Frightening side note: there's a…

Look, we're as post-modern, self-destructive and borderline nihilistic as the next guy, but there's a couple things…

Do we even bother sniping at the fact that Ford's new $30 million CEO "perceived" a gussied up Toyota to be the…

First of all, yes: anything Dutch and auto-related makes us hot and bothered. Second of all, the Romans had mad…

While we'll forever smile at the goofy little Segway for almost succeeding where so many pretzels assassins haven't…

England is car hell. Let's forget about the expensively obvious for a moment (insane taxes, equally insane gas…

I don't know anything about this little cutey except that it sounded diesel. I do know that the super narrow yet…

Normally we want a Fiat 124 just because they are like exotic BMW 2002s. However, after watching this commercial…

Just wait until 58 seconds in. Up to that point, the video is your standard 996 GT3 tailing an Aston Martin DB9. But…

Boy racers of the San Fernando Valley — consider this your warning. No matter how modded your EVO, no matter how…

Look, we here at Jalopnik love Top Gear. By proxy that means we love Jeremy Clarkson. Which means that we take his…

We... just... um... come on. Uh... ahem. OK, the weird part is that the lovely you see above did not come from Englis…

Quick; name a post-war, air-cooled, rear-engined BMW without the twin-kidney grill. Most pistonheads would answer,…

Oh dear. While our impending Sebring review will go down in teh internets annuls as "why Loverman is unemployed,"…

The old man, while a certified car freak, was an even more devout atheist. He used to light fires on Christmas Eve…

The old man used to go on and on about the glory of Grandpa Loverman's 1953 Buick Roadmaster. It was beautifully…

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Yes, yes, yes — we all know the 507 is the ultimate in post-war BMW hotness. And we'll get there. Before that time…