Coming in 2021, the Volkswagen Torch-Bug. Read more

Torchopnik is the best Jalopnik. Read more

That made me laugh unreasonably hard. Well done sir. Read more

I appreciate the white XJ providing A-B comparison. Read more

So this is what Adderall looks like in print form. Read more

Oh, and I know it’s only a meteor/meteorite if it enters an atmosphere, geeks, so save it. Read more

Same. I think I go to his kinja just as much as the Jalopnik main page Read more

That’s awesome and all, but MAX HARDIGREW PLEASE. Read more

Torchy, you are giving me reason to go on. Keep on keeping on. Read more

You do a lot of cool shit when you’re bored at work Torch Read more

Torch is hitting the ground-up-vw-taillight-pipe again.....
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I love you Torch. Read more

This is the content I come to Jalopnik for
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If that is true, that’s messed up man. I honestly wouldn’t even make the threat. Just Do It. Read more

I’m thinking a new award for J.D. Power. The J.D. Power Torchinsky award for crappiest car of the year goes to...the Dodge Journey. Cheverolet with more J.D. Power awards for Torchinsky than any of our competitors.

You may be weirdly small, but you’re our weirdly small. Don’t change Torch you’re awesome. Read more

Jason Torchinsky would be a great replacement for Matt Leblanc.
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I just gotta say, it’s been great having so much content from you lately, Torch. It makes this site so much better.

I’m almost convinced Jason secretly REALLY loves that car. Read more

This was one of those very Nazi ideas where things like vacations and cruises would be run by a governmental agency, which you would think would suck the fun out of pretty much everything in favor of setting up scenes of blonde people cavorting in verdant fields. Read more

I appreciate the thought that clearly went into deciding the wear level for each mat. No one sits behind the driver if they have another option. Read more